Did you know orioles eat honey bees? Me neither, but now I am educated. Orioles eat honey bees and wasps to supplement their diet; I have a problem with that. I raise bees. Dang bird was trying to force his way of life down my throat, and he’s from Baltimore, guess he’s a Democrat. Well, me and my bees are show me entities, believe it or let me show you the door. We’re conservatives; my bees sting, I kick. Not really, just having fun. Enjoy!

PROBLEMS WITH REPUBLICAN BEES

The bees buzz about, honey on their mind,

All fly to see what nectar they can find.

What do I spy? Orange sits near in the trees

Baltimore Orioles love Republican bees.

He sat on the fence, unconcerned dandy,

Darn bird flew in close, gobbled bees like candy.

Know he’s a Democrat; they do as they please,

Cocky and flashy, truly an avian sleaze.

Girls are all upset; they can’t chase him away,

Thought he’d found good eating, a sweet shop buffet.

Chucked a rock at him, watched his bright streak through the trees,

Damn liberal Oriole, poor conservative bees.

Bird can return to Baltimore any day,

Next time a bee’s eaten, it’s my turn to play.

Out comes the .410, won’t be yelling freeze,

I’ll put a load in him, orange Swiss cheese.

Lefty got the message; my bees settle down,

Liberal dandy split for the left side of town.

Missouri girls enjoy conservative ease,

Left them in peace, my sweet Republican bees.