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TOMMY THREE TOES

Ever heard a wild turkey call in that magical time just before dawn? 

Oh man, you are missing out. I heard old Tom belting out a love song this morning while the sun was deciding to wake up. Yea it’s cool; something most people totally miss out on, but hey, I’m down for it. There is magic in Tommy’s voice and the girls cannot resist him. He’s the pied piper of female turkeys and damn proud of it. Tommy has got the fan dance down cold. He’ll strut around impressing every girl in sight, knowing how irresistible he is. Dudes, this guy is a babe magnet in the turkey kingdom. If you ever get the chance, listen to Tommy. The experience and outing are both worth getting up for. 

TOMMY THREE TOES

Early while walking out this morning
Heard a lovestruck wild turkey’s wakeup call
Gets those hens running and clucking
Tommy three toes is giving it his all

Gather round me fine pretty damsels
Watch me spread my tail and strut my stuff
When Tommy three toes does his fan dance
These winsome ladies can’t get enough

Spring’s time for keeping his kind around
Like all those squires of the woods he knows
No doubt as that voice bounces off the trees
You are hearing crafty Tommy three toes

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